Friday, May 19, 2006

Ma's Gittin' a Gun Y'all -- Hep Me Lord!

Wassup Y'all?

Dig, it's gettin' downright scary now ... y'all prolly heard that Ma's snapped, and now she's talkin' 'bout gittin' a gun! Oh, Lordy, whadda my gonna do now? Sheeyite. Can you imagine what it's gonna be like for me now? I'm gonna be juggled with a drink and a pistol.

Oh, and yeah, the below link is for the lady who wanted proof that Ma never spilled a drop, even though she almost dropped me ... the pix don't lie. Click the link and scroll down to see the video for yourselves.

Video Clip of Ma Almost Droppin' My Punk Ass

You ain't see nuthin' yet -- Mama and a gun. Bad combo. Doncha think? Time to get a helmet. Wish me luck my homies. And haters, if y'all can't see the good in what I'm doin', you obviously ain't got no young'uns. Get a life y'all, I'm jus' tryin' to survive another day.

Peace Out,
Sean P.

4 Comments:

Blogger Mad Anonyethelmous said...

She is white trash but I'm sure she means well. She obviously loves her baby - more than her so-called husband. But I would suggest getting clothes that fit so that she doesn't have to worry about a dangerous wardrobe malfunction.

3:11 PM  
Blogger KaTie said...

I love how she blames the photographers and stuff.. when she tripped over her own dang feet.. maybe she shouldn't be wearing platform shoes or carrying a cup while carrying her kid.. she obviously cared more about her drink, considering the fact that she didn't lose a drop of her drink, but almost dropped her kid.

10:25 PM  
Blogger Helen said...

The real outrage her is, as usual, her horrific outfit.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Lady Di )O( said...

sean,

help is on the way in the form of another little federline. i hope you both live long enough to get each other's backs.

8:49 AM  

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