See? I TOLD YA!!
Welp, she's done did it agin! Ma, why can't you just git yerself one 'o them baby thingies that you wear across the front, and stop pretending you're Angelina all buff and stuff, and that ya can hold me all by yerself! Ya can't!.
Better yet, why not get the cool Burt Reynolds-lookin' dude to help ya out, and let him carry me before you drop me again! Come on mama! Help a kid out!
Luv ya, mean it.
And as far as everyone's comments, keep out that bad words, 'cuz it just ain't right y'all. Say what you want, but stop the 'cussin, 'cos it's my blog, and I can say my peace yo. Thanks for the support from the baby lovers y'all, ya done touched mah heart and I feel the love. As I said, this ain't just about me, it's about all my baby homies out there who don't have nobody to stand up ... okay, so I ain't standin' jus' yet, but y'all know what I mean. Keep it real.