Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Babies Iz My Biznazz

Wassup Lil' Critters?

Lawd'a Mussy! These must truly be the Endtimes, 'cos I been gettin' revelation after revelation, y'all -- Seriously.

Here's what I have learned from my babyblog experience, so far:

According to the mamas who wrote me a ton of e-mail regardin' my joint, 100% of all children (belonging to the letter-writers) have either been:

1) Dropped on their heads;
2) Never used a car seat or stroller when they was kids;
3) Never use a car seat or stroller for their own kids;
4) Suffered broken bones from falling;
5) Suffered injury from a slip-and-fall while bein' carried (like me);
6) Have miraculously survived past childhood.

Hells to the yeah! I feel so much better already. Thanks for the word up! Life just makes so much more sense to me now. What about y'all?

Peace out,
Sean P.

PS ... Sign My Child Safety Petition Now!


Post a Comment

<< Home